Sex In My City...

The last post was sparked by a boy who sent me a msg on myspace.

He was like, "I saw your tongue pic and I thought we could hook up."

Seriously, first of all that is so not a good way to say hi to a woman.

Second, I dont even know you! Why on earth would I hook up with you just cuz you are horny looking at my tongue?

And, third, I dont think that just because 2 ppl live in the same city they are required to have sex or something.

Yes, the subsequent messages contained reasons on why we should hook up because we lived in the same city.

I will never understand men.

Crystal Clear...

Let me just be as clear as possible-

I do not write this blog so I can meet random men who read it and then have sex with them.

(yes I know that was a run-on sentence)

I will now repeat for those who were not listening the first time:

This blog is NOT a forum for me to find men to have casual sex with.

I hope we are now all on the same page.

Sneaky Meebo...

"[08:25] meeboguest988894: love youuuuuu"

Well, thanks, whoever you are!

Man Rage...

So this is what I get when I tell a guy I am not interested in him:

PychoAss(4:43:45 PM): hi baby u there?

MK (5:38:50 PM): what

PychoAss(5:39:01 PM): we need to talk hun

MK(5:39:07 PM): about what

PychoAss(5:39:11 PM): me n u - I hate when people type with this much abbreviation. Stop jerking off while you type.

MK(5:39:16 PM): there is no me and you, now please leave me alone

PychoAss(5:40:06 PM): why

MK(5:41:03 PM): because you were a jerk and im not that desperate

PychoAss(5:44:59 PM): baby please

PychoAss(5:49:54 PM): ignore me even though u need me

MK(5:50:17 PM): why do i need you

PychoAss(5:51:24 PM): cuz u do

MK(5:51:30 PM): for?

PychoAss(5:53:54 PM): am i right?

MK(5:55:49 PM): you IMed me, i dont need you

MK(5:55:52 PM): im not interested

PychoAss(5:57:25 PM): why not/

PychoAss(5:57:26 PM): ?

MK(6:00:18 PM): im not interested

PychoAss(6:02:11 PM): ok well if u ever need to talk to me just im me. im lonely and im looking for a good girl thats all. i didnt mean to bother you

PychoAss(6:03:28 PM): do u accept my apoligy?

PychoAss(6:04:37 PM): ?

MK(6:05:05 PM): i dont need a man to be into me just cuz he is lonely

PychoAss(6:06:16 PM): i can get a girl when ever i want, its just im looking for the right one

MK(6:07:00 PM): so go get one of them

PychoAss(6:07:33 PM): i did yestersday lol but im looking for a gf not some random girl so dont hate me

MK(6:12:23 PM): i dont hate

MK(6:12:30 PM): im just not interested

PychoAss(6:13:15 PM): u should give peoplee a chance rather than just throwing ur
options out the window as soon as they come up

MK(6:18:31 PM): lol you are not my only option

PychoAss(6:19:14 PM): ur not mine either but im still givin it a try. seriously call
me.everything is different online i wanna show u the real me ok. -I get the most real version of people online, talking on the phone only proves how I already see someone

MK(6:19:22 PM): not interested

PychoAss(6:19:28 PM): WHY?

MK(6:19:46 PM): because you arent even respecting my wishes now

PychoAss(6:20:06 PM): WHAT ARE U TALKING ABOUT-Seriously, do not yell randomly

MK(6:23:31 PM): doesnt matter, why dont you just leave me alone

PychoAss(6:27:03 PM): no ur being a bitch to me and i fucking hate girls that are
bitches. u cant handle a simple conversation with a guy. seriously fuck you ur worthless.

MK(6:27:32 PM): thanks

PychoAss(6:28:51 PM): your welcome and when u meet another guy i got another tip for u. speak up. stop being stupid. and, dont give people attitude u fucking asshole

PychoAss(6:30:05 PM): seriously go cry somewhere i dont wanna here ur shit anymore no one cares!

MK(6:36:14 PM): are you done now?

PychoAss(6:36:34 PM): god u are an asshole

MK(6:37:02 PM): all i said was that i wasnt interested, and you told me to leave you alone

MK(6:39:37 PM): so thats what i did, its not my fault you changed your mind

I wonder why I dont trust men easily? Fucking love men! I really really do!

The Village Idiot...

Jewel is an idiot.

We have not spoken in almost 3 months. No phone, no IM, no email, no commenting on each other's facebook, myspace, or LJ.

She added me to her new LJ the other day. I have not accepted, and she has not noticed.

I-D-I-O-T

Here is an excerpt from her latest journal entry:

"I'm also seeing that I'm torn between three places. A, B, and C. A because of my job at the local gas station. I've got a little family thing working there now and the thought of not working there truly brings me down. C because thats where Bob is right now and after 10 months of seeing him once or twice a week, I'd like to spend some real time with him. B because thats where my family and friends are. It's my city and I cant wait to move back. Ultimately I'd like to find a house in the same area as my sister when it comes down to settling down for me."

The thing you dont see is that I live in C!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There is no mention of seeing me while she is here. NOTHING.

I love being invisible...